I've kissed the girls in Naples;
They're pretty as can be.
I've also kissed some French girls
Who came from "Paree."
The Spanish girls are lovely;
Oh, yes, indeed they are.
But the ladies of Calcutta are sweeter by far.
The ladies of Calcutta will steal your heart away;
And after it is stolen, you'll say--
I've kissed the girls of Naples;
I've kissed them in Paree;
But the ladies of Calcutta do something to me
I know the words are rather silly. But that song was a big hit in 1960 and apparently busted the charts again in 1967. Could anyone tell me the name of the singer? I couldn't get that information on the Internet.
I used to hear that song often on the radio in Calcutta (Kolkata) in the 1960s and '70s. So when I heard the instrumental version on the radio here in Singapore on Sunday afternoon, I started singing along. At the end of the tune, the deejay Brian Richmond said it was called Calcutta. I remembered it as The Ladies of Calcutta. But when I searched the Internet, I found Brian was right: it was called Calcutta.
I found the complete lyrics on a website called Jim's Giant Harmonica Songbook, but it did not say who the singer was. It was the only website which had the song, so I decided to reproduce the lyrics here. For if that website disappeared, there would be no other copy of the song on the Internet.
The only other information I could get on the Net was that Calcutta was a chart-topper in 1960 when recorded by the Lawrence Welk Orchestra. Brian Richmond featured it among the hits of 1967, so it was a hit twice over. And yet it seems to have been completely forgotten.
The lyrics may sound silly but it's a catchy little tune that climbed the charts against stiff competition. In 1960 it had to compete with songs like Are You Lonesome Tonight? by Elvis Presley, Georgia on My Mind by Ray Charles, Cathy's Clown by the Everly Brothers, Blue Angel by Roy Orbison, Calendar Girl by Neil Sedaka, Poetry In Motion by Johnny Tillotson, Rubber Ball by Bobby Vee, Tell Laura I Love Her by Ray Peterson, Tonight's the Night by the Shirelles, The Twist by Chubby Checker, Walking to New Orleans by Fats Domino, Wonderful World by Sam Cooke, Save the Last Dance for Me by the Drifters, and Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini by Brian Hyland.
And in 1967 the competition was even stronger. Brian Richmond played it with songs like Penny Lane by the Beatles, Let's Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones, and I'm a Believer by the Monkees.
But how did a song about the ladies of Calcutta get into the charts in the 1960s? Who wrote the song? Whoever wrote it was absolutely right. I know as a Calcuttan, married to one of the ladies of Calcutta, myself. I have never heard any similar song about the ladies of Bombay or Delhi or Madras or Singapore, for that matter.
There is one about "the flower of Malaya", but I don't think that's likely to make anyone proud. It goes:
Rose, Rose I love you with an aching heart.
What is your future, now we have to part?
Standing on the jetty as the steamer moves away,
Flower of Malaya, I cannot stay.
Mei Kwei, oh, Mei Kwei for my Eastern Rose.
Men crowd in dozens everywhere she goes.
In her rickshaw on the street or in a cabaret,
"Please Mei Kwei for Rose," you can hear them say.
All my life I shall remember,
Oriental music and you in my arms.
Perfumed flowers in your tresses,
Lotus-scented breezes and swaying palms.
Rose, Rose I love you with your almond eyes.
Fragrant and slender 'neath tropical sky.
I must cross the seas again and never see you more.
Way back to my home on a distant shore.
(All my life I shall remember,)
(Oriental music and you in my arms.)
(Perfumed flowers in your tresses,)
(Lotus-scented breezes and swaying palms.)
Rose, Rose I leave you, my ship is in the bay.
Kiss me farewell now, there's nothin' to say.
East is East and West is West, our worlds are far apart.
I must leave you now but I leave my heart.
Rose, Rose I love you with an aching heart.
What is your future, now we have to part?
Standing on the jetty as the steamer moves away,
Flower of Malaya, I cannot stay.
(Rose, Rose I love you, I cannot stay.)